Wrinklestan

A nickname for Florida referring to the high proportion of retirees who flock to Florida in the winter.

The snowbirds are off to Wrinklestan.

by Craig Williamson December 12, 2008

Wrinkle-Picker

1) A person that is attracted to much older people, similar to the way a 'chubby chaser' goes for "larger" people;

2) someone who has little to do other than pick at the wrinkles on their genitals, refers to unemployed people;

3) pointy shoes.

1) that wrinkle-picker is going after my grandma;

2) he's unemployed, what a wrinkle-picker

3) I love your wrinkle-pickers: so 80's

by arui March 19, 2009

Wrinkle Winks

The wrinkles on one's anus that resembles crow's feet when someone winks... only on your buthole

Man, my wrinkle winks are itchy from whipping my ass with that Poison Oak.

by Pat the Plant January 6, 2011

Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.

Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.

by Duval Possum February 20, 2011

wrinkle wank

The act of an older lady, who may lack the pertness to perform a satisfying tit wank, resorting to the use of a particularly deep wrinkle, preferably in the cleavage area, to provide male satisfaction

I went for the chili dog but she was a big saggy, so it turned into a dirty wrinkle wank

by anonymous03838 January 30, 2014

wrinkle fest

Large group or gathering full of old people

The cruise trip was a wrinkle fest.

by jogobean September 17, 2014

Wrinklewonk

Somebody who's better than perfect

my! Anna Conquest, you're wrinklewonk!

by 💘💘🤐🤐 January 24, 2017