welcher

an enormously gay man who likes to jizz in his partner's ass and slurp out the man-juice with a straw

" ken is such a welcher"

by grey September 18, 2004

Welcome Wednesday

The four lamest short stack try hards who can't sing. They're parents are loaded that where all the orange amps come from. Redbull just liked them cause they generic as fuck. Hello Sony. Sell outs at 17.

Love Sarah. Xomarrrrfuckinoxx

Hey dude, I totally just tugged one off to a Welcome Wednesday song.

by Charliesheeeeened June 24, 2011

welcome mat

ungangly, unkept pussy hair which is shocking at first sight. Usually sighted on beaches and pools creeping out from the sides of swimwear.

That bitch's welcome mat was so big when I pulled off her panties a pterodactyl flew out!!

by Fman68 October 31, 2006

welcome mat

A tattoo just above the pubic region and below the belly button. This may also be known as a reverse tramp stamp.

When she took her pants off I saw her welcome mat

by white picket April 29, 2011

Welcher

an enormous homo-sexual who likes it in the ass all the time

yo, dont be a welcher!?

by welch loves the cock March 18, 2003

Welcome to Denver

A statement to be said after an awkward comment that causes a group of people to go silent. With no apparent meaning, the phrase either eases the awkwardness or makes it terribly worse.

Girl: So everyone...I'm pregnant, and I don't know who the father is.
(Group goes silent)
Witty Person: Welcome to Denver!

by dictionaryman123 November 6, 2010

Reverse Welcome

An announcement to make when entering a room. The opposite of welcome.

Reverse welcome, everybody!

by Howedrew October 12, 2010