The morning after a night out, you roll over, and see the whale you brought home last night. Variant of the phrase 'waking up'
by dijondude February 19, 2015
Get the Whaling Upmug. A sport commonly enjoyed at raves in which participants take turns vaulting over the body of a prone, unconcious larger female raver.
-The dirty warehouse floor is way too slippery for whale jumping.
-How did you break your ankle Bill? Whale jumping...
-How did you break your ankle Bill? Whale jumping...
by dj espu November 14, 2007
Get the whale jumpingmug. Leaving a fat bird naked on her back on the floor after refusing to fuck her due to her disgruntled blubber.
by tedwheatus March 20, 2010
Get the disgruntled whalemug. "Oi oi, look sharp lads."
"Who even says that?"
"Never mind about that, Jeremy, we appear to have stumbled across a pack of whales!"
"Oh good! No doubt they'll have sex with us."
"Who even says that?"
"Never mind about that, Jeremy, we appear to have stumbled across a pack of whales!"
"Oh good! No doubt they'll have sex with us."
by Turtlefeatures May 14, 2013
Get the Pack of whalesmug. Extremely obese person that happens to be in a position of slight authority and is generally irritating as shit because they feel the need to constantly remind you of their miniscule amount of power. The Resident Whale usually wears loose, unflattering clothing paired with black Velcro sneakers and has made zero attempt to be stylish in any way. May smell. Always has snacks on hand. Derives pleasure from wasting other people's time.
Bert: Hey what took you so long to get groceries?
Earl: The Resident Whale at the store stopped me as I was leaving. Told me she was "loss prevention". She went down my entire receipt taking out every item I had in my cart to make sure I wasn't stealing anything. That was an hour of my life I'll never get back from that whale.
Bert: What about my oreos?
Earl: She needed a snack while she was fucking me over.
Bert: I'll get the harpoons.
Earl: The Resident Whale at the store stopped me as I was leaving. Told me she was "loss prevention". She went down my entire receipt taking out every item I had in my cart to make sure I wasn't stealing anything. That was an hour of my life I'll never get back from that whale.
Bert: What about my oreos?
Earl: She needed a snack while she was fucking me over.
Bert: I'll get the harpoons.
by Tyeet Mcskeet November 27, 2016
Get the Resident Whalemug. by AMJD January 2, 2012
Get the Whale changemug. The backwards whale is a sex move. In this move the guy is sitting on the chair and the girl is standing directly over his penis. The guy then uses one hand to support himself holding onto the chair and he slowy moves up kind of looking like he is going to do a bridge move from gymnastics making a whale noise, (similar to the one dory makes on finding nemo.) and then thrusts upward violently saying BAM! Very loud. Thus completing the backwards whale.
Guy1: Bro I pulled the backwards whale on my girl last night.
Guy2: Oh yeah? Did you make the whale sound?
Guy1: Yeah I sounded like this, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BAM!!!!"
Guy2: Hell yeah that sounded just like Dory from Finding Nemo! Kudos!
Guy2: Oh yeah? Did you make the whale sound?
Guy1: Yeah I sounded like this, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BAM!!!!"
Guy2: Hell yeah that sounded just like Dory from Finding Nemo! Kudos!
by fuckmebilly May 17, 2011
Get the Backwards Whalemug.