Whack and Snack

Masturbation, before, during or after consumption of a food item.

Taylor couldn't decide on whether to eat his sandwich or fuck it. He decided to Whack and Snack

by MeatTrumpet April 24, 2012

whack a wife day

Day that falls on November 28 and May 17 of every year

Husband walks up to wife and smack and she's like what's that's for husband says it's whack a wife day

by Whack a wife July 19, 2021

Whack Sauce

Something really dumb, terrible, weird, just all out INSANITY!

We have to get this shit done by tomorrow? That's Whack Sauce!

by Elizabeth Smart October 27, 2003

whack job

Someone who needs to be taken out (whacked) for stupidity. A job waiting to happen that saves humanity from genetic disorder.

Man: Dude, Joe is a real idiot.
Man 2: Yeah he is going to get fired sooner or later for all the stupid insane things he does.
Man and Man 2: What a whack job!

by Todd C. October 5, 2007

whack job

when a group of 2 or more men mutually masturbate one another

I went round to Tony's and John was there, so after a few cocktails we decided to have a whack job.

Post sport locker room: Guys, we won! Let's celebrate by having a whack job.

by WaxyBellend January 18, 2011

whack arnolds

Adj; used to describe anything that is whack, including ideas that havent happend yet.

"That nigga on youtube was whack arnolds"

by GMUPATRIOT January 28, 2008

whack attack

Another use of "whack attack" is the act of masturbathing multiple times without taking a break to relax or recharge. After the orgasm, one must sustain an erection and achieve another orgasm for it to be considered a whack attack.

Also, the word whack attack can be used to describe someone/thing that would cause someone to hace a whack attack.

Every time my roommate goes home for the weekend, I have a massive whack attack

That girl is really hot, she makes me want to hav e a whack attack

by Deepy April 30, 2006