winburn whacker

one who is aroused easily by feet and results in uncontrollably masturbation in public computer labs.

omg John, the winburn whacker nearly got me.

by Issiacastic April 17, 2009

Jimmy Whack

Whacking your thin jimmy aka your cock back and forth on the face of your partner in a rapid and repeated fashion.

She was being a little mouthy last night so I gave her the jimmy whack.

Since she was sucking my balls so good I did a little jimmy whack on her forehead.

by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017

Whack Attack

A Whack Attack is when someone or something causes you frustration, mystifies you, disrupts your train of thought or simply makes you want to freak out.

Your stupidity gives me whack attacks.

by Charlotte February 9, 2005

Tack Whacket

During sex the male gets down on all fours letting his "wang" hang down, while doing this the female gets under him and uses his shaft as a punching bag.

"So Porshia,I heard you pulled a tack whacket on Joey the other night."

by J-izzo March 6, 2004

whack a mole

to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself.

yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave.

by elac the great October 7, 2011

whack the walrus

Jerking Off.....

he was really whacking thwe wlarus

by chillman350 October 22, 2003

Dilly Whack

To strike an opponent, or unsuspecting victim in the face with one's penis

That bastard stole my money, so I dilly whacked him while he was sleeping.

by Tom December 7, 2004