2 definition by elac the great

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to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself.
yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave.
by elac the great October 07, 2011

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a woman so loose she can not control her queefs during sex.
she looks like the girl next door, but bill said she was a farting orchid
by elac the great October 04, 2011

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