topel

A big, BIG, sexy man who calls Concordia his home. ...and also Canada, to an extent.

"Goodness, I do believe that was Topel back there!"

"Well, by all means, let's follow him..."

"Yeah..."

by Dan Maeskee March 13, 2008

Thorpe Park Feeling

A feeling of anxiety or anticipation before an event (can also be felt before going to Thorpe Park) Can trigger lack of sleep and difficulty of eating

Friend1: Eurgh I couldn't eat this morning and I feel really sick, its weird :S Friend2: Thorpe park feeling? Friend1: Yeah :(

by Toothpastekid May 18, 2011

torpedo dude

A person who is an arrogant, passive aggressive dickface who believes he can write excellent papers, when in reality, it is just a bunch of words copied from cited sources

It is impossible to get any work done with a torpedo dude on board because he rejects another team member's idea in the most passive aggressive way while being extremely self-righteous.

by get_of_idiots May 17, 2012

Brown torpedo

When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.

When you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo

by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011

Car Torpedo

Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.

Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain

by ProbablySam October 30, 2021

Toppest

The best of something.

Isn't Liam just the toppest bloke, what a beast.

by Hundax November 22, 2013

can toppers

nipples, the things in the middle of some ones boobies, that become hard when stimulated and are really hot when are sticking out of a female's shirt, part of the tits that make my pants move, there are big ones and small ones, and they come in different colors.

its great goin to the beach and gettin an eye full of can toppers.

by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006