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yawning in technicolor

The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.
Steve downed a 1/2 gallon of vodka in less than an hour. He was yawning in technicolor all night.
by thoughtstipated June 14, 2008
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pole technician

My girlfriend thinks the term stripper is degrading to women, she refers to herself as a "pole technician."
by Rhoward August 19, 2009
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Natural Black Technique

Among dancers, this is the term given to black people possessing extroardinary rhythm, feeling and technique in their dance.
Man that Poppin Pete sure has some Natural Black Technique
by thewatcher1 February 19, 2010
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technicide

The end result of becoming so infuriated at a piece of technology that one renders it useless by throwing it into a wall, dropping it out a window, taking a baseball bat to it, shooting it, etc. just to show once and for all who really is lord and master. See Office Space.
Ted couldn't stand his cellphone dropping every third call due to a malfunctioning internal antenna, so he committed technicide by renting a steamroller for an hour and running over it while Bill recorded the video on Ted's new phone.
by The Dumb Ox January 19, 2009
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Technical Woody

To become aroused, from the viewing or using of technology.
Male 1:Hey, did you see the new TV we installed!?
Male 2: Hell yeah, talk about a technical woody.
by Rebel-Outcast November 12, 2009
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technical love

Technically love. It can be looked upon as love, but barely. It has everything that love has. But it's only technical.
They're going through the motions...but so does a machine. They produce technical love.
by Maphael October 14, 2011
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Techlectic

Technology is ubiquitous, and as such is complimentary to life. Furthermore, balance is vital to our existence.

But when we fail to see the forest for the trees we succumb to social media for the evils it inspires. In extreme cases, the suggestive power of said media has been found to disrupt lives, polarize the peaceful, and silence individual voices in an altogether spiral down the spin zone. Untamed, the suggestive power of social media can all but take over one’s life... or at least kill their free time. Not to mention its birth of the toxic phenomenon we have come to know as “over-sharing.” That said, it is crucial to utilize technology in this day and age for its efficiencies, and its efficiencies alone. Some may call it “better living through science,” others may just recognize it as necessity in its purest form... Be that as it may, it is somewhere in the realm of disconnection that you yourself may break free from the establishment of social media to essentially restore a life of fulfillment. One so not inspired by digital hermitization meets glorified virtual insanity. Life is worth living! Go outside. Plant some trees. Get on your knees. Open your mind. Be not blind. Then you’ll truly be free. This is what it means to be Techlectic. After all, not everything in our future can possibly be PC.
When you simultaneously utilize the efficiencies of technology to make your life better whilst understanding your obligation to your own reinvestment in reality, you’re truly being Techlectic.
by TechlecticDesignsLLC April 8, 2019
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