The Clinton Suicide

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns

A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok

by Apprefo December 9, 2021

clinton plan

Travel arrangements including everything necessary and extras including sexual favors.

Bill traveled across Europe on the Clinton plan staying at fine hotels with daily blowjobs.

by Chaitonics August 23, 2017

hillary clinton

America's Best Presidential Candidate Ever, but unfortunately USA got fucked by Donald Trump and he won. Hillary Clinton should kill him and save America from Donald Trump the Fucker.

Hillary Clinton will kill Donald Trump and become the next president.

by lijordon January 19, 2017

clinton miller

A guy in a small town who has two uvualas. Likes to catfish girls, and also poops in bags. He also gets girls pregnant and never takes care of the children.

Who were you with last night?

Oh that’s just Clinton Miller...he poops in bags.

by Kvincent007 June 2, 2020

Clinton Baptiste

A character played by Alex Lowe in Peter Kay's Phoenix nights. Most famous for the quote "I'm getting the word........ Nonce"

"Clinton Baptiste performed live at The Phoenix Club last Night"

by Clarkie03 January 21, 2021

clinton kohler

Clinton Gay turd that watches too much debate videos

" wow that Clinton Kohler really jerks off too much."

by Fuckmeinthehardjellyanus July 6, 2016

Clint Clinton

A man who needs Jesus

Bill Clinton: He cute
Clint Eastwood: He’s dumb old Clint Clinton

by TyeTheGuy75 May 18, 2019