lijordon's definitions

Donald Trump

Donald Dump is the Worst President Ever! We should dump him in a trash can!

LET'S GO F*** DONALD TRUMP!

by lijordon November 18, 2016

hillary clinton

A better choice over Donald Dump for president. No idea why people elected the TRASH DUMP.

Hillary Clinton should be the USA president instead of TRASH DUMP.

by lijordon November 18, 2016

trump sucks

the most definite sentence you can say

Hey, Trump Sucks! Let's vote for Hilary!

by lijordon November 18, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

1-unattractive in a very bad way
2-no facetime
3-stay away from her
4-unattractive in a decent way
5-long legs/large boobs/large ass one of them
6-u want to facetime her
7-have two of them: long leg/large boob/large ass
8-pretty sure she has a bf
9-fucking hot ass
10-try to date her and u have a 0.001% chance of winning bc so many guys will date her

1-10 Female attractiveness scale), is a scale of female attractiveness.

by lijordon November 18, 2016

saxophone

BEST INSTRUMENT EVER

Saxophone is the BEST INSTRUMENT EVER

by lijordon November 18, 2016

donald duck

the best comparison to donald trump

hey dude, i think donald duck is better than donald trump the dump

by lijordon November 18, 2016

Rage Quit

In Clash Royale when you get 1 crowned in the first 30 second of the game, you know you cannot win, and you click the home button.

me: Fuck, I already lost a tower

*Opponent has left the match*

randon: Wow, I made him rage quit. Lets go for the 3 crown!

by lijordon March 29, 2017