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thai steamer

A device used to steam clean a sex worker's vagina between clients. Used by squatting over a boiling pot of water.
Michelle squatted over her Thai steamer to prepare herself for her next client.
by SubOhm June 27, 2023
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Thai

He is a very funny and clever. A very small cock. And pulls no bitches(bitchless ass nigga). And has money.
This nigga Thai look old asf.
by Noitsnotthai November 20, 2023
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THAI

AKA, ALVIN

ALVIN THAI LIM

An HOMIESEXUAL who has told a handful of people that he SUCKS his OWN DICK while he performs one of his favorite moves , Thai Coconut

He can multitask different combo's as well.
Just ask his roommates, RYAN and SAM.
SAM : " yo RYAN, have you ever had the Thai soup by THAI "

RYAN : yo SAM , I'm kind of MAD 😠 at THAI because when we all went to OCTOBER fest together you remember that I got in a fight with THAI, he claims that I pushed him at the Concordia Club while he was dancing 💃 with KATARINA but he has terrible balance and no swag so he ended up tripping and falling all by him self "

SAM : " OH BOY, yeSh. I remember. Both of you started scrapping it out after we left and both of you got out of the car and duked it out then you threw THAI on the hood of the car like a rag doll "

RYAN : " yo SAM, can you believe THAI, he tells everyone that I pick my nose and eat all the boogers at the same time"

SAM : "He's told me that as well "

RYAN : " that's it!! I shall settle for a Thai handshake "
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
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Thai Hooker Bomb

When you ziptie the trigger on an aerosol floral or tropical scent spray and throw it into a room to mask another smell.
Bob: "How are you going to cover the small of cigarettes in your hotel room?"

Tom: "I'm going to throw a Thai Hooker Bomb and close the door before we leave."
by Powd May 14, 2022
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Thai

MAGILANT NARSASSCIST, look up this definition. Poor Jaden and MaiLin have a father as one of these known as Thai
THAI: My life is full of lies.
ALVIN: no SHIT Sherlock.
THAI: I'm a BORN MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
ALVIN: Since Day # 1
THAI: did you know all my school documents are fake like me.
ALVIN: your tool and die certificate is clearly FAKE as FUCK!

THAI: I made it this far LOL

ALVIN: I'm going to tell your parents.
THAI: don't
by THAI 💩 March 1, 2025
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Thai Cave rescue

When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you don’t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.
Ohh crap, I better preform a Thai cave rescue on your vagina.
by Sicem bears August 4, 2020
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THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?

RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.

MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.

RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.

MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?

RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟
by THAI 💩 February 16, 2025
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