I swear to fuck

Something someone says when they don’t believe in using Gods name as part of a curse word but they’re fine with using traditional cuss words for some strange reason

“Shut the hell up or I sWEar tO fUck I will shoot your family”

by Where Is My Air Guitar September 16, 2019

Seafood Taco

Something that smells like Tuna and is filled with crabs. Also known as a dusty

Man: What is that???

Woman: thats a seafood taco

by thegangstabeatch January 9, 2010

pubic seafood

A crab louse.
crabs Slang. Infestation by crab lice.

Bobby took Sally downtown for some pubic seafood.
Get your fingers outa the pubic seafood.

by rhonda August 26, 2004

sweak

used to describe something that is simultaneously sweet and weak (good and bad). generally, the sweetness of said object is directly related to the weakness of it.

used to describe something that can be appreciated for how incredibly bad it is.

gary: "oh man, the movie 'labyrinth' starring jennifer connely and david bowie is pretty weak. but it's also pretty sweet."

greg: "yeah, it's pretty sweak."

by ninja4hire June 19, 2008

swaffling

The action of a swelling, throbbing penis.

The Penis was swaffling right before it came on my face.

by unicornjizz April 11, 2012

World's deepest pinky swear

When you put your pinky finger deep inside a girl's vagina or ass and then bend your finger and pull.

I just gave some girl the world's deepest pinky swear last night.

by Known Unknown October 21, 2010

seafood platter eater

A woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn't necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs cunnilingus on other women.

"Alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn't like going to Red Lobster either. She likes fur burgers!"

by Earthling Kid October 26, 2006