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spreading positivity

A bullshit "movement" that glorifies almost everything benevolent in life and attempts to brainwash people into thinking that bad things in life only happen when we acknowledge them. It promotes the belief that we can control every aspect of our lives through merely wanting something and not actually doing anything, while they ignore the fact that sometimes people have terrible and "negative" lives because others treat them terribly, or force them to live a certain way.

And what's even more stupid is that "positivity" isn't even being used the way dictionaries say it should....
A naive person: Come on everyone! Stay positive, we can do anything if we work together!
A realistic person: Oh, shut up and stop spreading positivity that doesn't exist. You're only denying a proper existence to those who can't control every aspect of their lives.
by Swaglord A. McBallerboy October 25, 2016
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Sending some Faxes

When a woman gives fellatio to a man and her head goes all the way back and thrusts forward in rapid succession
Bob: oh god i had the best head last night

Jim Oh was she Sending some Faxes??

Bob HELL YEAH brofist

Tina Im so proud of my BJ skills I can totally send faxes

Debbie Wow SLUT I wish I could send faxes
by sooksumwang September 3, 2011
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streaming audio

What you say when someone talks for so long that you stop paying attention. Often occurs during boring class lectures. The term comes from the action of using a computer to play music straight off the internet or other source without downloading it to the hard drive.
Dude 1: "Man, that Biology class was so boring"

Dude 2: "I know. The professor was just streaming audio."
by shoop May 17, 2006
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Sending Gatsby back home

A euphemism for sexual intercourse, presumably derived from the fact that Gatsby lived in a place called "West Egg." The resulting euphemism implies that the sex is intended to result in pregnancy.
Matt- "Dude, when I go abroad next year I'm gonna be 'sending Gatsby back home' all night, every night!"
Dave- "Matt, the last thing we need is a whole shit ton of pregnant furries."
by danx6 March 6, 2008
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Streaming

stream-ing

noun U
contrary to Alex's ground breaking discovery, streaming is the upload/download of audio/video data over the interweb in real time. If Alex was to stick a cork in it, sit down in front of a computer & watch some bollox on youtube or something similar, all would become clear (once the stream has stopped buffering).
Alex: Hey, like, i've been streaming all day at school.
Teacher: I hope you weren't streaming DVDs, young Alex!
DMCA bigwig: I'm closing your school down for breach of copyright.
by F.Arkov September 2, 2008
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69 standing

A sexual position. It is like the 69 oral sex position. but you guessed it... standing. It requires strength, determination and being able to be upside down for a while. In a single sex 69 standing the lighter partner is upside down while both partners perform oral sex on the other. In hetro relationships, the girl is upside down. The one standing is usually the one hold the other up. Usually performed by gymnasts and circus folk. WARNING: do not try while cartwheeling.
OMG I just 69ed standing with Olivia, she's so fat.

Thank god my boy is ripped so he can hold me while we 69 standing

Did you hear about Chloe and Andy! They tried to do the 69 cartwheel! Now Andy is a girl and Chloe has stitches in her p*ssy
by Bambibecky December 10, 2011
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shredding the gnar

To completely beast mode at any extreme sport.
"Yeah Brian I'm out here on the slopes shredding the gnar."
by Indie loserrrrrrrr October 5, 2016
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