Dude, it's beautiful and a good time, but a lot of the people are definitely "touched" in the granola state.
by Mack C March 18, 2007
Get the granola state mug.Location of Penn State's main campus to which all the branch students call "Mecca."
Wanna get drunk? No problem! 21 bars within 2 square miles!
Wanna get laid? Noooo problem! Frats are crawling with disease-infested freshman & sophomore students who will sleep with anyone who hands them a warm Milwaukee's Beast.
Need an apartment? Noo problem at all! Just make sure you like getting screwed up the pooper with no lube every month.
The residents hate the students, the students hate the residents, and the district court LOVES the steady income of money from the many crimes committed on Fridays & Saturdays.
Wanna get drunk? No problem! 21 bars within 2 square miles!
Wanna get laid? Noooo problem! Frats are crawling with disease-infested freshman & sophomore students who will sleep with anyone who hands them a warm Milwaukee's Beast.
Need an apartment? Noo problem at all! Just make sure you like getting screwed up the pooper with no lube every month.
The residents hate the students, the students hate the residents, and the district court LOVES the steady income of money from the many crimes committed on Fridays & Saturdays.
BranchCampusStudent#1: dude, i'm finally going up to State College this weekend to party!
BranchCampusStudent#2: OMG!! i'm so envious...all i get to do is sit in my dorm and rub one out.
PSUstudent#1: Damn State College police...i have another trial to go to.
PSUstudent#2: yea, i just paid $300 to the State College District Court for pissing in an alley behind the Saloon.
BranchCampusStudent#2: OMG!! i'm so envious...all i get to do is sit in my dorm and rub one out.
PSUstudent#1: Damn State College police...i have another trial to go to.
PSUstudent#2: yea, i just paid $300 to the State College District Court for pissing in an alley behind the Saloon.
by Trapped in Hell March 9, 2005
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by ya'll know September 30, 2005
Get the Ferris State University mug.Blink-182's 1999 album, Enema of the State. It made fun of the movie Enemy of the State, a popular film earlier that year. It contains the songs Dumpweed, Don't Leave Me, Aliens Exist, Going Away To College, What's My Age Again?, Dysentery Gary, Adam's Song, All the Small Things , The Party Song, Mutt, Wendy Clear, and Anthem.
Guy: Dude, I just bought Blink-182's album Enema of the State!
Other Guy: Nice, I listen to that every day.
Other Guy: Nice, I listen to that every day.
by isw12786 April 25, 2007
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by Indian24 February 22, 2011
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