Slumpness

The act of being hella slumped

"God she really hit the highest level of slumpness" "my slumpness is out of control man"

by jnbottyFbI October 29, 2018

Slump(ed)

The act of falling asleep or getting knocked out after a fight etc.

Ky: Yo jit was completely slump(ed) yesterday
Me: That’s what he get for staying up all night

by Wavvy-bloodsuckka January 8, 2019

Slumpadinks

The comfy clothes that you wear around the house. You look forward to putting them on at the end of the day. They have an elastic waistband. They’re cosy, but practical. You wouldn’t particularly want anyone to see you in them. They possibly have a bleach stain on them or maybe a tiny hole. Mismatched and old.

I can’t wait to get home and put on my slumpadinks

by FruddyLovely February 14, 2019

slumpling

That mid afternoon slump specifically after mass consumption of dumplings / yum cha on your lunchbreak.

Mate I caanot keep my eyes open after all those dumplings, I'm in a total slumpling, wake me at 5pm.

by Tee Elle See March 7, 2019

scumperty

Eating seasoned sausages off skewer, while pooping in a bucket for your dog to masturbate on. Then once your done you will feed it to your goldfish named Jeff who leaves it till it dissolves and turns into algae. After that your fish lays eggs in it and you name them; Shit, Shitty, Pretty Shit & Shite.

I scumpertied
Defined: Scumperty is eating sausages off a skewer

by Sharcarnie June 22, 2019

shumplump

A blonde hair, blue eyed, tall grade eight student who also stole Christmas and is never giving it back

The nerds like to call me shumplump

by Joje and shangrinch September 28, 2019

Slump Cunt

A person that is usually lazy and tired, and often tends to be rather unlikable and annoying. Comes from the combination of the word 'slump' meaning slouching, and 'cunt' being an insult. Usually used in South England.

Ben: What happened to Mickey?
Kevin: Ignore Mickey, he's a slump cunt.

by CaravanPrizeFighter October 3, 2019