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by fannysplatter February 9, 2010
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by SCisthebeststate December 6, 2010
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by 10-0 August 19, 2019
Get the SIBFL SPARTANS mug.Mr Spartan Ops is a 14-15 year old Dutch-Canadian kid who leads a nord clan on Mount & Blade:Warband on Xbox One called the Yggdrasil. However he is a horrible leader, he has/had advisors and he himself admitted he never listens to his advisors. He also likes sticking his nose in affairs that are not his own, and interrupt them such as in a battle he might kick someone in formation or before they shoot essentially sabotaging the battle, and when you tk him for the sabotage he will say you started it by hitting him when he kicked archers before they fire stopping them from firing, then kicking people as they hold a shield wall as the enemy is charging which is just a petty move. He also acts as if he is some mastermind when in reality he is as full of shit as a Washington politician. He also will pull in other clans and someone to tk in a battle, and lie before admitting in the party that he is a liar. His parents also lock up his Xbox until 12:00pm, he also likes to act like a child when he is in a party with the people he pissed off doing bullshit. He claims to be able to take on an entire kingdom of 89+ people by himself when he himself has a tactic of feint spamming which only works in a 1v1 situation and even then most people in the kingdom can easily counter it, and in a battle he has less than 20 active people in his clan.
1. Why is this mr spartan ops fag kicking or men in formation while the enemy is charging
2. Because mr spartan ops is a sabotaging faggot
3. That mr spartan ops sure loves to stick his nose where it doesn't belong
4. Yea that mr spartan ops just cant help himself hes like a school girl
5. Mr spartan Ops just demoted me from officer to recruit for trying to employ tactics that would help us win a battle.
6. Well that's because mr spartan ops likes to lose battles using terrible tactics.
2. Because mr spartan ops is a sabotaging faggot
3. That mr spartan ops sure loves to stick his nose where it doesn't belong
4. Yea that mr spartan ops just cant help himself hes like a school girl
5. Mr spartan Ops just demoted me from officer to recruit for trying to employ tactics that would help us win a battle.
6. Well that's because mr spartan ops likes to lose battles using terrible tactics.
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