smack your melon

To "smack your melon" means to hit your head, or noggin on something hard enough to cause a negative physiological reaction, such as a concussion, any cut or abrasion on your scalp, seeing stars, or even just getting a noticeable headache thereafter. It is usually caused by an inadvertent or unexpected action, such as tripping and falling down, being the victim of a noggin knocker, hitting your head on the dashboard or steering wheel of a car during a crash, or even misjudging the height of a tree branch, or some other low-hanging object, and stupidly hitting your top knot against it while passing by.

Hillary proved that if you smack your melon, you will not have to testify, at least until you recover from the ensuing concussion.

by Trochilus June 8, 2014

smackaboo

Something a dumb lizard came up with

Sucking dick is smackaboo

by Litty Titties May 20, 2017

Smack a juul

: taking a huge fucking ripski of a juul.

#1 IM trynna skip class and smack a juul.

#2 Ay zap, I got this cucumber pod and I wanna smack the fuck outta ur juul.

by ushi666 November 9, 2017

smack beef

Smack beef is someone of lower economical background; with no job, no life goals and partakes in drug taking. Generally not nice people who are "off their heads" and smell like bad life decisions and body odour.

Have you seen Tom from school? Hes turned into a right smack beef.

by Lady Blacker May 28, 2019

shuck hole

An orifice that is used for shitting and fucking.

Betty was on the rag. So John smashed her shuck hole.

by Jackreacharounder March 16, 2021

Shuckophile

Someone who gropes or gently touches minors under the age of 9. Gently caressing kids with corn.

Today, a shuckophile has encountered my child.

by GrahamFo May 3, 2021

Estrogen Smack

An Estrogen Smack is when a male gets full on bombarded by a lot of women (Not in a sexual way.) to the extent of him just saying "I'm done." and is really annoyed with all females for a short period of time.

The cure for a hard estrogen smack is basically... This guy needs to just be a bro for a few hours. Odds are if you've been Estrogen Smacked, you're a really nice guy with friends that are girls, you're not a nerd or anything, you just don't sexually exploit women that often.
You have to chill with your bros, eat sandwhiches made by woman and just be a dude. Try not to be a dick or else those women that smacked you will do it again more angry.

One night on Facebook, Ben was Estrogen Smacked. It was horrible. He had 7 girls talking to him on chat about how amazing their boyfriends are and how cute their cat is. After Casey kept writing Wall post after Wall post, Ben /rage quit and needs to go be a bro for a while, maybe do some falcon punching, or get oral sex while eating doritos.

Poor Ben. He feels like he lost his manhood.

by SlagithorFeelsBad July 29, 2010