fuck socks

This word can be used an as expletive but this is its secondary purpose. A fuck sock can come under two categories.
It is either a sock placed over the penis during masturbation;
or it is a makeshift condom when the chemist is just too far away.

"Hey mate whats this in the bottom of your sock? Eugghhh! Its your fuck sock!"

by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

quitter socks

long stocks that won't stay up (usually because the elastic has worn out, or they are cheaply made).

It's cold out and alls I got left are these cheap quitter socks.

by Danielle Williams July 23, 2008

Spockstar

One who lives in his parents basement, and throws Star Trek themed ragers. His Spock impression is unparalleled, and all of the slightly more attractive, yet still grotesque convention babes are all over him. Often seen using an authentic TOS communicator and wearing faux pointed ears.

M: Hey! You want to go over to Kenny's place? He's throwing a 72 hour non stop Voyager marathon party while his parents are vacationing in West Virginia.

K: Yeah!
M: It's a red shirt and badge event, no Vulky's allowed
K: Kenny is such a Spockstar.

by moosir2u July 16, 2010

Slocky

The act of slobering so much it leaks out all over yourself in a dripping or leaking mannor

1) Jeff: Hey did you see john's dog Buster yesterday?

Todd: Yeah! he was so Slocky I didnt wanna touch him!!!

2) Jeff: Dude!!! did you see that hot girl that just walked by???

Todd: Yeah bro! she made me all Slocky!!!

by DLoDo April 14, 2011

Slackster

a slacker plus hipster put together

"Man Johnny is such a slackster".

by boxcarsteve August 23, 2011

socksturbate

masturbating using a sock worn as a condom to contain the cum shot

i don't need a tissue or towel because i socksturbate

by murema October 10, 2014

Slacksadaisical

(Adj) Describing someone who wears a dress solely because they are too lazy to put on pants

"Jane looks so nice today, did you see her sundress"
"She didn't try, she's just slacksadaisical"

by ✌🏻️ July 13, 2015