Shlocken

A sex bomb who gets all of the thots.
He is a straight baller and is the funniest guy in the room

Reuben "You're too Shlocken"
Harvey "Bruh I know"

by shlocken December 9, 2019

shlock

A small piece of material (similar to a sock) that covers a mans junk.

person 1: Hey John its cold in here you got a jacket?

person 2: No, but I got a shlock you can borrow.

person 1: Whats a shlock??
person 2: Its my cock cover. Fits like a sock.

by totalstud December 29, 2009

Shmick

A word that can basically be used in any situation, as any part of speech. Often used as a replacement for the word shit. Also a common nickname or insult.

"Dude that was some good shmick we smoked up last night."

"Fucking shmick, this paper is tough!"

Used as a nice nickname: "Sup Shmick!"

Used as an insult: "Dude you're such a fucking shmick you know that?"

by Chillyo May 7, 2008

Shmacks

Another word for "oh fuck" or "damn it"

Ah shmacks I just got fired!

by shmacks July 29, 2009

shmookie

When a autistic kid pulls his pants all the way down at a urinal and to get back at him you shove 2 fingers up their ass and get poop on your finger and eat it.

Shut up before I give you a shmookie.

by MarvelousTea255 April 19, 2022

shmackafergaggle

something to say when angry at someone else, or to say when working and something goes wrong. A word to be used as an exclamation.

I hit my hand with a hammer and exclaimed "shmackafergaggle that hurt."

by The Shnoz September 28, 2005

shmocolate

a schmuck eating chocolate

George Bush is a shmocolate douchbag rumple fugly.

by Large and In Charge January 19, 2008