rosterbating

The act of pleasuring one's genitals while thinking of or looking at your Fantasy Sports Team Roster.

"Got Montario Hardesty in the 6th.. chose that one purely based on name. Then went back, did some research and ooh"

"DUDE ARE YOU ROSTERBATING RIGHT NOW?"

by MJEFF October 3, 2011

roasted penis

an extremly sunburned dick.

that man had a very soggy roasted penis. it was insane. MOTHER FUCK. put it away larry!

by cademhsmr June 22, 2006

Roasted Chicken

They had a roasted chicken for their engagement dinner.

They had a roasted chicken for their engagement dinner.

by Map25 July 25, 2019

Harry Roasters

Taken from JackSpeak - Sang used by HM Royal Navy, harry roasters is the longer version of roasters which means "hot".

Lookout: It's Harry Roasters out here today.
Able Crewman: Well it is since we got hit by that missile and the deck is on fire.
Lockout: Oh, did we? I missed that.

by Digitalnonsense October 19, 2008

roasted nuggets

taking a shit and then inserting the "nuggets" into the girls butt and then proceeding to fuck her in the butt, then she shits out the "roasted nuggets".

Yo last night i was feeling a little mysterious so I gave Becky some roasted nuggets for christmas.

by beedo202 December 10, 2010

Rooster Shield

A synonym to cock blocker. It could also be used as a great cock blocking technique.

Me to couple: Hey, hey, hey, guys what do you call a shield made up of roosters?
Couple: What? (getting pissed of)
Me: A COCK BLOCKER!!! Trololololololo
Rooster Shield=Cock Blocker

by Midgetman007 September 10, 2011

grease rooster

When a person hasn't washed their hair in three or so days and the hair on their crown is greasy and sticking up like a rooster.

Ew, he needs to have a shower, look at that grease rooster happening on the back of his head!

by fictionisnttrue April 17, 2008