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Punk ass

A person who is a general jerk,asshole,or doesn't have any common sense and pisses you off to your tipping point.
Drive faster down the freeway punk ass!

Stop shoving your nuts in my face punk ass!

He left the dishes dirty, that punk ass.

He's such a punk ass for cutting me off in traffic.
by Alejandro November 25, 2014
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College Punk

An 18-25 year old (typically male) who calls themselves a "punk" because they own 10 or 12 of the more popular punk albums on vinyl and sport a Descendents t-shirt on the days they're not putting on their Starbucks uniform to go to work.

They usually have a handful of friends who are more or less the same and sometimes they'll go to shows and stand in the back and look bored. They eschew the fashion aspect of the culture and tell people it's because punk isn't a fashion statement but it's mostly because they know they couldn't pull the look off and are too afraid to try.

They're very fond of posting photos of their Black Flag and Minor Threat albums on Reddit and waxing philosophical about "what punk means" and how much they hate nazi skins despite never encountering one in their lives. They also claim to hate the movie SLC Punk but secretly they all own a copy that they watch on a regular basis.

They are, without a doubt, the ultimate posers and deep down most of them know it which is why they call anyone with a studded jacket or a hawk a "fashion punk" in order to compensate for their own lameness. Once they reach their mid to late twenties they'll box up their vinyl, stop going to shows and basically become just like every other khakis wearing, latte sipping, middle class douchebag.
A: Check out this photo of me with Henry Rollins! See how hardcore I am! I am so not a poser (college punk).

B: Yeah, man, let's go to a show tonight!

A: No thanks, my parents haven't sent my weekly allowance check yet and I have to be at Starbucks early tomorrow.
by Damnable_Rodent April 7, 2013
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punk

A punk is usually someone who sk8boards and listens to really kewl rawk bands like Simple Plan, Newfound Glory, and Hoobastank. I'm a punk because I said shut up to my mom.
Once.
"I'm addicted to yoooou!!"
- Simple Plan
by PunkRawkerKid May 13, 2005
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post-punk

Music that followed punk (in its truest sense). Tended to follow similiar ideals/ideas to Punk but thrived upon experimentation of sound. Punk ripped the rulebook of music up and post-punk follwed. Punk said that it didn't matter how well you can play your instrument as long as you have ideas and have a go. Post-punk bands reacted against the thre chord thrash formula that punk had become and widened its scope of ideas. It is a catch-all term that refers to a lot of very different bands that made music using ideas pulled from different places.
Post-Punk bands include the Slits, Talking Heads, Gang of Four,
types of music include art-punk, no wave, goth, ska revival, mod revival, indie...
by nick_smith.arch November 12, 2008
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Daft Punk

The only reason the world does not sack france. Thomas Bangalter, one half of the duo, has had success with "Music Sounds Better With You" in 1998, under the moniker of Stardust, which he co-qrote with Alan Braxe, and as 'Together' with DJ Falcon making the hit "Call On Me", which was an even bigger hit when Eric Prydz remixed it, took all the honour for it, and made a silly video with hot women.
Check out Daft Punk - Discovery for pop orgasm.
by Emilio December 1, 2004
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Satanic Punk

Any type of sub-genre in the Punk Rock category espousing lyrics and/or imagery which advocates Satanism. Satanic Punk sometimes crosses over with Horror Punk.
The Quintessentials were the first Satanic Punk band I ever heard and they fully support the Church of Satan.
by Doktor Satan January 25, 2013
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daft punk

by Daft Punk Fan March 6, 2004
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