by EMILIO August 21, 2004

by emilio September 04, 2004

by Emilio July 02, 2004

Usually reffered to males, a word to describe heterosexuals who jokingly partake in homosexual acts. Although the homosexual acts can go pretty far, they remain true to their heterosexuality.
"Karen, your boyfriend and his friends are so straight-gay. They keep fondling each others' nipples and threaten to tea bag each other."
by Emilio May 13, 2005

by Emilio July 02, 2004

A town that has experienced a dramatic decrease in the annual percentage of chaos, thievings, vandalism, obnoxious car-horn noises, scheming, racism, cigar purchases, and bad driving since we all went to college. However, there are more capacitors available than before.
by Emilio October 02, 2003

The "branch" of the government known as the media that spreads propaganda and fills peoples minds with useless shit
by Emilio April 13, 2005
