Emilio's definitions

Marlton

A town that has experienced a dramatic decrease in the annual percentage of chaos, thievings, vandalism, obnoxious car-horn noises, scheming, racism, cigar purchases, and bad driving since we all went to college. However, there are more capacitors available than before.

Marlton is pretty tame nowadays.

by Emilio October 2, 2003

Burapi

What Japanese people call Brad Pitt.

Burapi, not Buraddo Pitto. That's just how they write it in katakana.

by Emilio July 2, 2004

yellow bomb

to have sexual relations with a woman then urinating within the condum and tossing it at the womans head. while pronouncing BOOOMMM BITCH

YEah i yellow bombed that bitch

by emilio May 17, 2004

Jojubushu-san

What Japanese people call President Bush.

Jojubushusanwa Amerikano presidento des.

by Emilio July 2, 2004

straight-gay

Usually reffered to males, a word to describe heterosexuals who jokingly partake in homosexual acts. Although the homosexual acts can go pretty far, they remain true to their heterosexuality.

"Karen, your boyfriend and his friends are so straight-gay. They keep fondling each others' nipples and threaten to tea bag each other."

by Emilio May 13, 2005

Tomu Kuruzu

What Japanese people call Tom Cruise.

Tomukuruzu-san wa amari sega takaku janai...

by Emilio July 2, 2004

Daft Punk

The only reason the world does not sack france. Thomas Bangalter, one half of the duo, has had success with "Music Sounds Better With You" in 1998, under the moniker of Stardust, which he co-qrote with Alan Braxe, and as 'Together' with DJ Falcon making the hit "Call On Me", which was an even bigger hit when Eric Prydz remixed it, took all the honour for it, and made a silly video with hot women.

Check out Daft Punk - Discovery for pop orgasm.

by Emilio December 1, 2004