poosum

A lovely snuggly black and white fluffy cat or kitten

What a lovely poosum!

by hyeemy February 16, 2009

Possum

Use to replace the word flatulence, and having to do with all anal secretions. Refers to when your anus sounds like the growling of a possum or smells like one that has been hit on the road.

When talking about taking a dump;
"I have to make a possum!"
"I'll need to use some more possum paper (toilet paper)."

When talking about flatulence; pppfffrrt "Possum!!!"
Also when talking about flatulence; "Did you smell Chelsea's Possum?!"

When thinking about taking a dump;
"Hey Darryl do you wanna go possum hunting?"
"Sorry I forgot my possum license."

If someone possums you can use possum spray (air freshener)

by Zach, Wade, Brian, David September 7, 2008

Mexican Postmark

To spell one's name in ejaculate on the chest of one's partner. Bonus points are earned if a stamp is wiped on the penis and then affixed to the partner's forehead.

Related definitions: Mexican Return Address

It cost me 37 cents, but it was definitely worth it to give her a Mexican Postmark.

by Soda June 11, 2006

possum

What everyone should eat mo of.

Eat mo possum. It's great in a stew.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

possum

an animal commonly confused with the word awesome. is not actually that awesome. Or maybe it's an opossum.

guy 1: Awesome possums, man!
guy 2: No.
See opossum

by lawlemu March 1, 2011

Possum

Another word for asshole, wanker, twat, pussy etc. Mainly used in Britain as an insult towards people, but also said in countries such as Australia and Canada.

Dude, that guy was such a twat
Yeah, such a fucking possum!

by Brakenissocoollike October 19, 2011

Postman

A typical nickname given out in basketball to the larger players whose roles are typically centered around "post" play. Also serves a nice double meaning, since the postman always delivers.

John Smith had a hell of an inside game. They don't call him the Postman for nothing.

by Siryam November 15, 2006