puddlefucked

Whether you've stepped in a puddle trying to jump over it, gotten splashed by a passing car, or had to significantly adjust your walking path, you've been PUDDLEFUCKED.

Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.

Kyle: "Ah, fuck...i just stepped in a puddle."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."

by Ben j. k March 10, 2008

Fish Peddler

Someone whose vagina smells.

You're vagina smells like a toxic form of cheese, therefore you are what we call a fish peddler.. BITCH.

by Donnyyyyyyy February 6, 2009

Platonic Puddle

A platonic puddle is a non-sexual, non-romantic cuddle session between two or more friends. Platonic puddles may be participated in by couples and usually stem from a love for non-sexual physical affection.

The general rule for participating in a platonic puddle is to keep it G-rated. Kissing is only acceptable in the form of a quick peck on a non-arousing part of the body such as the shoulder, cheek, or forehead.

Platonic Puddles can also occur when standing up, in the form of a group hug. Standing Platonic Puddles are generally used by girls to comfort another obviously distressed girl.

The Platonic version of a cuddle puddle

Every time Jenna, Amelia and Brandon cuddled, they got weird looks. Nobody seemed to get that their Platonic Puddle was just for comfort.

by BallroomFreak January 22, 2012

goo paddle

When a guy cums in his own hand then smacks his partner across the grill.

Just before Monica induced Bill to cum in her mouth, he pulled out real quick and came on his hand, during Monica's shock, Bill gave her a goo paddle.

by Indobud December 28, 2004

poodlefaking

Empty social pretentiouness

"He knew the society of those small Burma stations -- a nasty, poodle-faking, horseless riffraff." AND "As for social duties of all descriptions, he called them poodle-faking and ignored them." George Orwell, Burmese Days, 1934; the "he" is an upper-class speaker.

by Roger Brunyate November 5, 2003

Paddles

A greek mythological figure, the most beautiful man ever to grace this Earth, legend has it he is 19 inches

Zeus: Trust me, I'm like 12 inches
Aphrodite: Pfff, you oughta see Paddles, He's a real man

Modern day: 'That guy's a Paddles!'

by Paddles01 September 16, 2008

paddle

A video game controller, originates from PONG, the first video game ever.

The XBOX 360 is the first game system to come out the box with wireless paddles.

by wakamusha July 20, 2008