pifty

very cool, drip, swag, impressive, note-worthy.

yo hes so pifty

by Albert Houston July 29, 2023

pisston

An engine-component dat really aggravates you.

Whether ya spell it "pisston" or "pissedon", trying to get DAT part of your motor to operate properly during a rebuild can indeed make you so frustrated dat you actually pee your pants!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

Pissty Misty

The eratic flow of urine out of a cum clogged penis head.

Person 1: Why did you piss all over the bathroom?
Person 2: I'm sorry i was dealing with pissty misty from our adventures earlier.

by anonymous February 3, 2024

Pist

When you piss but it comes out as mist

Guy 1: Man I just pist
Guy 2: What the fuck

by Iwearsocks December 2, 2023

Pisstrated

To be pissed off and frustrated.

That dude's attitude keeps me so pisstrated.

by Bdoggydog May 6, 2024

Pisstine Chapel

The Pisstine Chapel is when a man gets two ladders indoors, places a board across them, lays on his back on the board facing the ceiling like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, and urinates directly up on to the ceiling. This is a popular move with lazy painters and occasionally used creatively to cover up pants wetting incidents by office workers who then claim that ‘the roof is leaking again.’

I pissed my pants at work while sitting in my office chair. I couldn’t let anyone know so I had no choice but to get two ladders and a board and do a Pisstine Chapel directly over the wet office chair and then call maintenance and tell them the roof is leaking. It was a perfect cover up and no one was the wiser.

There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex January 1, 2025

Pift

The action of going to the restroom out of boredom while not necessarily needing to.

I went to take a pift around 2pm today to get away from my desk.

by GetPifty January 28, 2026