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The present form of pissed, in the state of being severely mad, or angry.
Gah, I am so pist at my girlfriend right now! She's being a total cuntlip right now!
by nipplepinch April 13, 2008
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
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Not to be confused with pissed, pist can be used as an adverb, or interjectionally to describe something as extremely good, or bad. Whether it's meant to be taken as good or bad depends on the tone in which it's used. A high pitched, happy excited tone usually means it's good, whereas a quiet, lower pitched, or angry tone probably means it's bad. It is sometimes common slang used in punk rock subculture with it's origin in the 2002 song "that's pist!" by southern Ohio punk rock group Jesse Virgin and the Neverfucked
Use meaning good "how was the party last night?" "Ah, man, that shit was pist!"

Use meaning bad "I got robbed." "Ah, man, that's pist!"
by num1shinfan February 27, 2012
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The vapour that comes off a urine stream in sub zero temperatures. Also the disgusting fog that erupts from suana rocks if urinated on.
There was a heavy pist left in the outhouse that cold February morning after farmer bob left for the fields.
I had to leave the sauna ,some freak took a leak on the rocks and the pist made me gag.
by dubeswiggins November 18, 2014
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Pist = piss mist. When the CEO stupidly humiliates the janitor for no good reason ...
... so the janitor fills a spray bottle with piss, and uses it to "CLEAN" the CEO's office. Then the janitor quits BEFORE the CEO comes in the next morning. The CEO is PIST!
by Agnos Morehead August 05, 2006
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A discreet way of referring to the actions of Rick Ross, Chris Brown, and Scott Archery, along with countless others
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