While engaging in reverse cowgirl anal sex the rider will receiving an anal cream pie. The rider will then stand up over the face of their partner and fart. This results in bits of semen and feces covering the partner’s face resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.
Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.
by DancemasterJ October 10, 2020
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When Sarge lost his mind he went shit painting in the bathroom by the pool. It was like some crazy caveman paintings in there! We all knew he was the shit painting artist.
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When a man, prior to intercourse, removes a tampon from a woman's cervix and applies the absorbents across her face in a paintbrush motion; a form of foreplay.
by Maretis August 13, 2014
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Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...
Good luck and make sure the door is locked
Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...
Good luck and make sure the door is locked
Mike: "I am bored"
Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"
Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."
Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"
Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."
by Mickey Rawlins October 1, 2009
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Get the House Painters mug.A suburban high school located in Burtonsville, Maryland (10-15 minutes outside Washington DC). It is part of the Northeast Consortium with While located in MoCo, it is minutes away from both Howard and Prince George's Counties. Paint Branch is a mix of a variety of races, with no true majority ethnic group. There's everything from hicks to thugs at Paint Branch, and everyone somehow coexists. While it's not the nicest or richest school in MoCo, it's by far the most well rounded.
by 08 Panther December 16, 2008
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Remember Mr. Macy's bulbous red honker? Wow, that old boy was really into the nose paint, right up to the very end.
by Knotse March 31, 2006
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