Filipino Parents

1. Filipino parents are also like Asian parents, very obsessive about grades especially if you're in middle school.

Grading System:
A or ("A+" (If you are from the PH). ) = Acceptable/ nice grades
B = Lecture from parents (it varies from mom or dad)
C= crime, will accept a lot of bullying and "false" realization saying that "Your (family member) does have a good job and you don't appreciate it!"

2. If you are a kid ranging 4 to 11 years old, they will force you to sleep to afternoon. They say " Matulog ka sa hapon, bubugbugin kita!" It means in Filipino, " I'll beat you up if you don't sleep at afternoon!"

3. They are also very controlling.

Filipino parents are like Asian parents.

by filasizg12 September 22, 2021

Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.

Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Killing Bruce Wayne's parents.

The modern way of saying "Beating a dead horse."

To waste time doing or explaining something that has already been done to death.

Man, we get it. You want people to like your band's facebook page. You don't need to post the link on your wall every two days. Stop Killing Bruce Wayne's Parents.

by mike.i.am November 13, 2014

When your parents explain to you what cancer is

We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.

Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is

by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

Adris parents

arrogant narcissistic assholes that deserve to trip over on their faces and say their daughter will go to hell when in reality they will be going there instead for being the devil in disguise

i hate adris parents

by subuuuuuu!! December 23, 2021

conservative parents

The type of parents whose kids will eventually cut ties with them permanently and never meet them again, or do elderly abuse. What goes around comes around.

Person 1: Heard John and his parents don't talk to each other anymore. What happened?

Person 2: His conservative parents drove him nuts. So when graduation came around, he disowned them permanently.

by senthurmanz May 28, 2018

Unitarian Universalist Parents

Parents who practice the liberal religion of Unitarian Universalism. They are usually amazingly tolerant, and open to letting their kids explore whatever they want (i.e. their bodies, hallucinogens, alcohol, other kids' bodies, ETC.) Unitarian moms and dads are incredible cooks, and they always use organic ingredients they picked at the local farm. They're often (but not always) of higher income, and 99.9% of them vote Democrat simply because they're far too smart to do otherwise. Their kids grow up to be well-rounded and successful, and many of them go to work for the Diplomatic Corps. The best thing about Unitarian Universalist parents is that they love their kids no matter what. They don't give a cosmic f**k if their son or daughter grows up and finds a new religion, discovers he or she is gay, or elopes with a dirty, shoeless hippie. They'll just give them a hug and invite them (and the shoeless hippie spouse) over for a gourmet tofu steak and some imported beer.

Unitarian teenager: Bye, Mom and Mom! I'm going to a 4/20 party!
Unitarian mom: Have a good time, honey. Remember to bring some condoms.
Other Unitarian mom: Call us if you think you'll be home by tomorrow!

One year later...

Unitarian teenager: Mom and Mom! I was accepted to Harvard!
Unitarian mom: That's fantastic, honey. I knew all those years of Mandarin Chinese, French, Tagalog, Russian, Arabic, Portuguese, Afrikaans, and conversational Greek lessons would pay off!
Other Unitarian mom: Let's go on a spirit journey in the Sahara Desert to celebrate!

As you can see, Unitarian Universalist Parents are the only parents who know how to live.

by I See Dead People August 27, 2013