A skutrag Ingloid, born and raised, a brainless, uneducated, original sandnaght who will never amount to anything. She will always couch bounce from trap house to trap house. A little hoe that resembles the worms in Men in Black because she pokes her ass outward to make it appear larger than non existing and in result her abdomen appears to be bloated like two week old dead animal carcus waiting to explode at the first poke. Sleeps around with whoever, whenever, wherever, because shes easy and poses no challenge for any man to get it in. She is so revolutingly nasty that she has knowingly had the clap for 10 months, maybe longer, spreading it to every man she sleeps with without disclosing the fact that she is infected with full blown chlamydia.
That Tana Taffy Plank Puddin is such a dumb nasty hoe! Can you believe that she drove by the local health department and didn't stop to have her STD treated.
by Fefe and shardin July 6, 2022
Get the Tana Taffy Plank Puddinmug. the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.
Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
by Josh Robalin November 27, 2007
Get the wood plank wenchmug. by Halftime32212 February 13, 2017
Get the plank syndromemug. by Nightsky December 18, 2022
Get the Face-plankedmug. Business men are to formal to plank.
So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.
So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.
by Fishingman December 18, 2011
Get the Formal Plankingmug. by YaMuddaMan October 26, 2022
Get the planksmug. finnegan o brien (otherwise known as the notorious bigboyfinn) is the definition of a plank mf, saw him irl and I was like damn hes one mfing plank.
by hannanaonana June 23, 2021
Get the plankmug.