notch on my belt

When you have sexual intercourse with a new person

I went to the bar last night and brought some slut home and added a notch on my belt

by Karma Police Officer February 5, 2012

getting nothing

The state of not having sex (either as a virgin or just for the time being), almost always against your will.

The official rules of getting some versus getting nothing are as follows:

1. Butt sex counts
2. Getting oral sex: good enough to spoil your virginity, not enough to be impressive
3. Being on the other end of oral (without getting anything else) is almost the same, but just makes you seem desperate.
4. Hookers count.

Bob: Dude, I'm tired of getting nothing...
Tom: Look, there's a hooker down on the corner.
Bob: I am all over that.

by redslash April 19, 2008

If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

A large, popular group on Facebook consisting of members from all over the world.

If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

Best of the Groups, best of the posters and best of wit!

by Salacious Menace July 18, 2009

There's nothing wrong with that

Not so subtle code for "That girl is extremely good looking". Must be used within plain conversation volume and within earshot of the intended target. Inspired by the girls of MMMF.

"There's nothing wrong with that"

by Yada yada April 24, 2003

Nothingman

Term inspired by the Pearl Jam song "Nothingman". Refers to someone who is visibly depressed but when questioned as to what's wrong responds with "Nothing, man."

Dude: What's wrong with Steve?
Other Dude: Dunno, he's being a Nothingman. Maybe we should give him some space.
Dude: Yo, Steve, what's wrong, man?
Steve: Nothing, man..

by Man of the Flag June 7, 2010

nothing

nuhth-ing

noun
1.no thing; not anything; naught: to say nothing.

2.no part, share, or trace (usually followed by of ): The house showed nothing of its former magnificence.

3.something that is nonexistent.

4.nonexistence; nothingness: The sound faded to nothing.

5.something or someone of no importance or significance: Money is nothing when you're without health.

He ruins himself in promises and clears himself by giving nothing .

by my mom's friend's friend March 25, 2013

creep it down a notch

just generally creepin' a little too much.

that mall santa with the boner definitely needed to creep it down a notch.

by notdavis September 24, 2010