The classic mistake

when you accidentally eat too many edibles because they taste too good.

"hey dude your doing the classic mistake"
"I know they just taste too good"

by The old man June 28, 2020

Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast

The Breakfast of fuck-ups : not for everyone every day but certainly everyone at least once. A breakfast of bad ideas one eats early in the morning then shits throughout the day in a series of missteps and failures like : flat tires, lost car keys, broken friendships, tax audits and fist fights over low-priced household goods or parking spaces. Always to be avoided.

Evan: That's a girl's jacket.

Tucker: Huh ?

Evan: The zipper and buttons. They're on the wrong side. It's a woman's jacket. You're wearing a woman's jacket.

Tucker: ....I got it at a consignment store; I honestly did not know. Will you run me down with your car, please ?

Evan: After I send this picture around I will. You ate a Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast !
Tucker: Make it look like an accident.

by joedaprogramma November 22, 2020

Age/Gender Music Mistaking

When your listening to music and think the song is sung by a 15 year old girl but it’s actually made by a 50 year old guy. The mistaking can happen with any combination.

Byron was listening to the song Star Song, and thought it was song by a middle school boy. On further research, Byron concluded that the song was sung by a adult woman. Byron was Age/Gender Music Mistaking.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins April 20, 2022

Morton's Mistake

When a mid-grade restaurant or other business gets pounded on social media for pretending it understands privacy rights.

"After stripping 50% of America of their Constitutional right to privacy, Justice I love Beer went to Morton's Steakhouse for dinner. Given what he was wearing, he kind of asked for it, to be honest. He was ushered out the back and Morton's Mistake was to have a little hissy fit about it."

by HungryJohnny July 9, 2022

People might mistake me for some kind of masochist

"People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist"
is a Markiplier Quote in "I Review Amazon Self Defense Products" is a Youtube Video

Person 1: *hitting himself with non leathal weapons that he bought*
Also Person 1: People might mistake me for some kind of masochist

by emndrfdfdswe3jhdcxhedjffcgfjvf July 24, 2022

Mista G

Tha BEst man around

man he iz like Mista G

by Gatherz January 22, 2004

Amish mistake

May be abbreiviated as "Amish". Something incredibly stupid that occurs to spoil an otherwise perfect situation. After an Amish custom of leaving deliberate skips in the pattern of quilts, lest a perfect design make the Almighty jealous.

When we drove to Scotland for the weekend, my forgetting to fill the tank before going about the Highlands was the Amish mistake of the outing.

by Fearman August 7, 2007