spider-manned

The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.

Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"

by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019

prêt-à-manger

Ready to Eat (Looking good enough to eat)

Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding
I was prêt-à-manger

by NKS93 December 16, 2021

I. T. guy in a manger

Some one who if they can't have something destroys it rather than letting some one else have it. From the to common habit of some I.T. people of destroying decommissioned equipment, instead of putting it in recycle. A update of a dog in a manger.

What's the difference between an I. T. guy in a manger and a dog? The dog eventually leaves , and the other animals get use of the manger, the I.T. guy pisses and shits in it so on one can use it.

by yorkystomper April 14, 2013

two manned

if a guy asks if you "want to get two manned", he wants to have a threesome with you with another man

"You just tryn get two manned for the one time?"

by Livi24 May 19, 2017

mannaries

Man breasts, instead of mammaries, as found on fat men

Like the bloke in fight club although not always due to medical reasons, generally 'cause they are fat!

by Nick January 10, 2004

good manners

things that you learn in pre school

boy:-Aunt, Aunt I am sorry! I had to look at your extra large tits when you bend over to kiss me

aunt:- what! that does not really matter you ass hole our family has really good manners

by Yehan January 5, 2006

manferno

the almighty hammerwolf who can consistently drink better than your mother... when it is highly doubted, manferno will follow through once again, time after time.

surfer dude: dude that hammerwolf is such a manferno
stifel tower: yea man it is truly unbelievable how he can drink better than your mom time after time
brunette: hes not that sweet

by coalition of virginity October 12, 2004