Noun.
1. A parasitic tumor that possesses slender man powers at birth, attached to the back of ones body. Has long spindly arms and a fugly melted face. Can manipulate energy, is extremely lethal and athletic, and can scale buildings Monkey King style- all while wearing a coat backwards.
1. A parasitic tumor that possesses slender man powers at birth, attached to the back of ones body. Has long spindly arms and a fugly melted face. Can manipulate energy, is extremely lethal and athletic, and can scale buildings Monkey King style- all while wearing a coat backwards.
“That Malingus is pretty scary!”
“Damn bro, these lights are getting pretty Malingusy-“
“Aow! Malingus!”
“Damn bro, these lights are getting pretty Malingusy-“
“Aow! Malingus!”
by Malingus September 14, 2021
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A mandingas is a very butch like straight woman who neglects to shave her coochie, anus, arms, legs and whose cooter stank so bad ain't no body but the lowliest bum would have a taste of the female genital area.
Usually men run away in fear and she angrily begins to take up witchcraft, but if she wasn't so skanky and stanky maybe she'd be able to keep a guy, but nah she quickly switches into lesbo mode and goes on the warpath of hate and destruction!
A mandingas is a very butch like straight woman who neglects to shave her coochie, anus, arms, legs and whose cooter stank so bad ain't no body but the lowliest bum would have a taste of the female genital area.
Usually men run away in fear and she angrily begins to take up witchcraft, but if she wasn't so skanky and stanky maybe she'd be able to keep a guy, but nah she quickly switches into lesbo mode and goes on the warpath of hate and destruction!
Angela: I killed 5.6 mil people with my mind because of you!
Kevin: Shoulda showered bitch dayum!
Angela: that's ok asshole I made a doppelganger robotic version of you and he eats my twat! Has to pick his teeth and brush for days but meh it works for me!
Kevin: Shoulda just showered and had me do it ya Mandingas!
Kevin: Shoulda showered bitch dayum!
Angela: that's ok asshole I made a doppelganger robotic version of you and he eats my twat! Has to pick his teeth and brush for days but meh it works for me!
Kevin: Shoulda just showered and had me do it ya Mandingas!
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