2 definitions by Jumanji Dookie
Pronounced 'Man~dee~gas'
A mandingas is a very butch like straight woman who neglects to shave her coochie, anus, arms, legs and whose cooter stank so bad ain't no body but the lowliest bum would have a taste of the female genital area.
Usually men run away in fear and she angrily begins to take up witchcraft, but if she wasn't so skanky and stanky maybe she'd be able to keep a guy, but nah she quickly switches into lesbo mode and goes on the warpath of hate and destruction!
A mandingas is a very butch like straight woman who neglects to shave her coochie, anus, arms, legs and whose cooter stank so bad ain't no body but the lowliest bum would have a taste of the female genital area.
Usually men run away in fear and she angrily begins to take up witchcraft, but if she wasn't so skanky and stanky maybe she'd be able to keep a guy, but nah she quickly switches into lesbo mode and goes on the warpath of hate and destruction!
Angela: I killed 5.6 mil people with my mind because of you!
Kevin: Shoulda showered bitch dayum!
Angela: that's ok asshole I made a doppelganger robotic version of you and he eats my twat! Has to pick his teeth and brush for days but meh it works for me!
Kevin: Shoulda just showered and had me do it ya Mandingas!
Kevin: Shoulda showered bitch dayum!
Angela: that's ok asshole I made a doppelganger robotic version of you and he eats my twat! Has to pick his teeth and brush for days but meh it works for me!
Kevin: Shoulda just showered and had me do it ya Mandingas!
by Jumanji Dookie November 29, 2021
For Godthinkin' is sitting on the toilet pondering the meaning of life, looking to the past, present, and future... While blasting huge logs back into the primordial soup beneath your anus!
In a Bostonian Accent pronounced 'Gawwdthinkan!'
In a Bostonian Accent pronounced 'Gawwdthinkan!'
Cheryl: Yo! Babe what the fuck are you doin' sitting on the pot almost all day!?
Dennis: Mind ya business Cheryl, I'm just godthinkin'!
Dennis: Mind ya business Cheryl, I'm just godthinkin'!
by Jumanji Dookie November 28, 2021