Miramichi masturbator

(also called m&m's)

Residents of Miramichi who masturbate all the time even when when it causes them trouble. They will never stop, even if the red dragon says so.

Ohhh snap, she's masturbating in class again. She's such a Miramichi masturbator.

Can you please stop masturbating when i'm talking to you? Jeez you're such a m&m

by shanayjohnson44 November 10, 2010

metamorphmagus

A type of being in Harry Potter (shown especially in the fifth book, 'Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix')who can change body parts to resemble one animal or another. If you can remember the new character showcased in this book, Tonks, is a metamorphmagus.

The metamorphmagus' nose changed from a pigs to a ducks, back and forth, amazing the two little girls.

by KagomeResurrected December 18, 2005

Miami Mudbath

When your partner sits on your cock reverse-cowgirl style for some anal sex after eating some bad black beans and rice, and has an explosive diarrhea blowout all over you.

Person 1: "Baby, what do you want to do Saturday night?"

Person 2: "How about On our way home from South Beach we stop and get some Cuban food, then head back to my place for a Miami Mudbath."

by Charles Bukkake October 20, 2014

Miami Meat

A hairy patch of skin that hangs out of your v-neck, typically seen on fat miami men.

thats guys miami meat across the dinner table is ruining my appetite.

by Reptile Randy July 22, 2016

Lunch in Miami

Blow job; to go a long way south and eat at the tip of Florida.

I woke up on Sunday morning with an erection, and I asked my companion if she fancied lunch in Miami.

by George Vespe May 6, 2008

miramonte

A group of GIRAFFES (or deep throated people) who have a CAKE (or cocaine) addiction who feel ALIVE (really, just means alive) who uses their authority to censor the last words of soon to be alumni of a once well thought of school.

History of this word: In the year 2009, a group of...administrators decided to censor the senior quotes by disallowing words found on this website (please look up the words in CAPS for examples). Truth is that any word, when said in the wrong context, can become a dirty word and this website is proof of just that.

Look at tweaker on the corner there talking to no one, musta been part of a Miramonte at some point in their lives. Sad to see what's become of their lives.

by 2005backlash March 22, 2009

Miami claps

I have no fuckin' idea, but it was in Achewood so I figured 400 people would have come by here already to make up a definition. Maybe today's comic had too many words and not enough pictures of cats looking shocked, so fewer people read it.

Maria, insane with ass, did Miami claps with her booty.

by Joe that guy August 24, 2006