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lump meat

A males penis that is gurthy. One that has enormously large gameCOCK for ur chicken COOP.
Ey, ey boy, let me pull up and grab sum of that lump meat.
by Mandy Lou & James February 28, 2016
mugGet the lump meatmug.

Sausage Lump

When a man's penis his so large it droops down and looks like you shoved a sausage in your pants.
Small Penis #1- What does that guy eat!?!?

Small Penis #2- I don't know, but that's a massive sausage lump.
by FabulousMonkey May 19, 2015
mugGet the Sausage Lumpmug.

sleep lump

1) When you sleep on something for too long, there is a mark in the shape of it.
"Mommy look at the pattern on my arm!"
"That's a cool sleep lump."
by Yasss_Queen December 10, 2016
mugGet the sleep lumpmug.

Lump sum

This is like what it was like I got an enormous fatto freaking check and they was like do you want to be the president and I was like hell yes check me down for that don't give me a dime and then they were like okay cool.
There was a lump sum after doing Lela star in the butt, I had a lump sum and I still return to the mailbox every day, when my lump sum was finally paid I still wanted Veronica Rodriguez, if I had a lump sum right now I wouldn't have to ask for change to buy a beer.
by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021
mugGet the Lump summug.

lumps up

Getting really fucked up while partying. As in consuming lots of drugs & alcohol, then being awesome. Really just pulling a BMS & going bat shit crazy, it's fun really.
Holly & I are getting lumps up tonight !
by TheEroticPony April 7, 2015
mugGet the lumps upmug.

like it or lump it

another way of telling someone "whether you like it or not".
like it or lump it, IMHO the Italian Mafia should replace, at least in Quebec, the corrupt bureaucrats who let the conscruption industry spiel keep unfolding
by Sexydimma February 10, 2014
mugGet the like it or lump itmug.

Lump

To fail to have sex with a partner due to an inability to gain an erection
"Yo Joe, did you hook up with Martine last night?"
"Yeah, but I lumped her, so she was pretty upset"
by phut31 June 26, 2016
mugGet the Lumpmug.

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