Situation Desperation

When one sees a familiar face,one who isn't very attractive, and feels slightly interested due to lack of company and more appealing others. Acting on these impulses isn't recommended, since you will likely regret your actions later.

Tom: Dude, I saw Beth in the same hotel I was staying at last night!

Keith: So what? You do anything?

Tom: Yeah, I asked her out, and she's not even that hot. Talk about Situation Desperation.

by Mister Unsmiley April 19, 2009

situation starter

some one who start things on purpose as a fight or shotout, or who gets things going

im a situation starter

by jamarieus May 8, 2009

tituational comedy

n., when a humorous situation escalates into the accidental or intentional use of breasts to fuel physical comedy

Guy A: Hey, did you see the latest episode? You know, where that guy totally grabbed that girl's boobs?

Guy B: Yeah, I kinda thought it was an excess of tituational comedy.

by UnlovedByEditors November 24, 2013

urination situation

One's factor of whether or not they need to urinate. A urination situation is commonly prompted on long road trips. This factor is vital so no one pisses on your backseat because those new panther seat covers are the hotness.

Yo Jerry, what's your urination situation?
Ah it's pretty mild, let's hit up McDonalds first.

by jscales March 24, 2008

arboreal libations

alcohol originating from tree's
aka pine cone liquor

from the television show squidbillys

i heard you have been consuming certain arboreal libations on the work site

by frenetically April 25, 2011

situation room

the restroom. Used when going to take a crap.

"Ya'll, I'll be in the situation room if ya need me!"

by LuckyNumber7 May 6, 2006

Situation

A verb.

To fail miserably. To bomb something. To screw up. To think you're cool and just end up getting booed of the stage and realize you're not really that cool, at all. Derived from The Situation's failure at the Roast of Donald Trump.

Guy 1 - "How do you think you think you did on your driving test?"
Guy 2 - "Oh, I didn't study. I probably Situationed it."
Guy 1 - "At least you're skin isn't orange."

by Nathaniel Is Cool April 2, 2011