bazooka launcher

ron's favorite toy

ron tried to shoot his bazooka laundher but it shot out cum instead

by instigationmachine May 9, 2004

soft launch

A situation that occurs when a man is doing a girl and he can't get his penis fully erect. Doing a girl with a semi.

Rob: Man, I was so messed up the other night I was having a hard time getting it up

Edward: What did you do?

Rob: It was all good, I gave her the soft launch.

by brownie85 December 23, 2008

lanch

"LUNCH" as known by MRS SPRINGER, the Math Teacher who Attempted SUICIDE.

"Okay fowks, it's time to go to lanch"

by Lee October 24, 2003

BURN ROCKET LAUNCHER

shortly after "burning" someone one person gets on one knee while the other sets up a "air" rocket launcher on their shoulder and with a combined effort they shoots the burn at the person with a whistling sound then yelling burn

hey sam you look ugly....lets just set up our burn rocket launcher...whistleeeeeee..BURN

by thecrazyasian February 10, 2007

Laroche

Long soft floppy dripping vagina that eats any man it encounters and some women

Dude last night I saw a girl open her legs and her Laroche devoured this fat guy walking past her.

by DougDouch111 May 6, 2014

failure to launch

when a girl can get the guys penis "up" because of her grossly, disgusting looks

molly i cant get hard because your to damn ugly. ther fore causing a "failure to launch"

by justin gib November 21, 2006

Leg launcher

Man who ejaculates prematurely.

Annie didn't have sex last night; her date turned out to be a leg launcher.

by pwest October 6, 2008