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Nations League

Just a glorified international friendly tournament. Most likely founded by the Welsh to tire out and injure the English squad before the World Cup as they stand no chance on the 29th of November
“The Nations league is a pile of crap” .(Anonymous, 2022)
“But it’s not only playing games, it’s the training, it’s the travelling, it’s everything. Sometimes you go away and travel, but you do not play. It's even exhausting.” (KDB, 2022)
“The tournament feels a little bit more important than it actually is.” (KDB, 2022)
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Junior Anti-Sex League

In George Orwell's novel 1984, an organization for young people that advocated complete celibacy for both sexes. The Party intends to abolish the institution of the family, so all children will be the products of artificial insemination and grow up in public institutions. Members wear red sashes around their waists. Julia, Winston Smith's lover, is a member of the Junior Anti-Sex League, though she does not share their ideals.

By extension, the conservative & repressive forces in society that support ideals of celibacy, virginity, purity, etc.
"Damn, those Taliban, they're just like an Islamic Junior Anti-Sex League!"
by smendler June 20, 2009
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Out of your league

When someone (or something) is out of the class of people you are expected to date. This includes an individual who is too attractive for you, or a person who is too unattractive for you.
Steven is an ugly fucker, he is way out of your league.
by W0rdSmith July 25, 2010
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Ivy League Rowing Team

An orgy of sorts involving five men, one woman and a bullhorn. One man, the Coxswain, stands and receives oral sex while directing the other members of the orgy with the bullhorn, "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Hard right etc." The woman giving the coxswain head is also being done from behind by the anchor man. This forms an H position. Another man lies under the woman on a triangular sex pillow and has vaginal sex with her (alternative: he can be hanging from her like a sloth). On each side of the woman is another man who receive handjobs from her while she is getting done from behind, beneath and blowing the Coxswain--hence the dircetions he gives, "Stroke, Stroke..."
"I was at a frat party last night and saw your girlfriend as the middle member of an Ivy League Rowing Team, I couldn't look away! She was getting it in the ass the pussy blowing some guy and jacking two others off. Sorry bro."
by Chet Rockwood August 15, 2009
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Rugby League

A game that is enjoyed by men who love men. There are many opportunities to shove your head into your teammates anus, many players just like to sniff each others privates. 'Reach arounds' are also permitted in the rules and actively encouraged at the formation of each scrum. This game is no fun for spectators and very few actually attend games.

Players are encouraged to fall over every couple of meters and make a rutting action, other players are then encouraged to hug them, this goes on and on ad infenitum until a player falls over beyond a white line. This is an excuse for more hugging then all of the fellows retire to the dressing sheds to share a beer and a single bar of soap.
John Hopoate ,expert rugby league exponent
Ian Roberts, typical rugby league exponent
by Tonk66 July 31, 2011
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premier league

Used to describe something as being of the highest quality.
"Oh that is Premier League. Ten on ten."
by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005
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Hop on league

A phrase that trannies use to communicate between each other.

Trannies can also use this phrase to request hardcore anal penetration.
Fag1: Want to hop on league?
Fag2: Sure! Got the lube?
by TranHunter June 22, 2021
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