donkey kong a ho

when a man will break into the bedroom on a rhino, have sex in the monkey style position, skeet skeet in the ho's face, eat a banana after sex nd then throw barrels at the ho
by gangstar cletus September 26, 2009
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King Kong's Finger

A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.
"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"
by tuckmoth June 23, 2004
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Donkey Kong Wrap

When one wraps their genitalia in plastic wrap and firmly rests said genitals onto the face of a friend's firstborn child.
Tim made me listen to that fucking DK rap again, so I'm gonna drop a hella sick donkey kong wrap on little junior's face, nigga!
by Anal Safari August 24, 2009
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Hong Kong Special

When an individual seems to have a never ending supply of ammunition without having to reload. To have unlimited ammunition without changing magazines or reloading. Often seen in movies and video games.
The character in the movie had a Hong Kong special and shot their gun endlessly.
by PhilthyAk47 October 27, 2006
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Donkey kong krush

When ur playing Mario kart and u take a shit on the controller and then smack someone In the face with ur cock
Yo I'm gonna donkey kong krush you in the nutsack!
by Garfield_pussy February 17, 2014
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it's on like donkey kong

A phrase said to "turn on" a game; To let known a game has been started between two individuals or groups of people.
Rizo jokingly tells Terry he has made mistakes in the shop. Terry then says, "Ohhhh, you just wait till I get a hold of your drawings. It's on, it's on like donkey kong!"
by Tim Nowak August 3, 2005
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Hong Kong Fluey

Hong Kong Fluey, quicker than than the human eye.
by Hooperdrivestheboat March 21, 2020
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