jerry springer shit

anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show

" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "

" That some jerry springer shit right there"

by Paul C 2008 January 21, 2008

Jerry of the day

Local ski area term for a "gaper" or "geek" -- one who is pretty clueless about skiing or snowboarding.

There goes "Jerry of the day" sending it .

by DannyTheC November 6, 2017

Jerry Springer Show

A television show where people come to solve their relationship problems and beat up whoevers causing that problem.

Usually has either fat black chicks ripping eachothers wigs off,
lesbians/gays/bisexuals/sexually confused people,
two fairly good looking girls fighting over some fat ugly jerk or vise versa,
or a family thats in a love triangle/square/octagon whatever

Jerry Springer Show:
So Timeka, your sisters having sex with your boyfriend, and and your moms having sex with your lesbian girlfriend, who your cheating on your boyfriend with, and your boyfriends banging your sister, and your cousin? ya? alright, so, oh theres more, whos James?

-james turns out to be some guy the mom met on myspace and fucked, and hes fucking everyone else on stage plus the main chicks old best friend-
JERRYJERRYJErRRY

by HEY FAT FACE May 19, 2010

Jerry Woo

Jerry Woo is usually a person who goes by the name of "Silky" or "Silky.Durag" he always claims he is "Woo" you may ask what is a "Woo" , ''(Woo is a New York gang created in Brooklyn by Pop Smoke)'' One of the main motives that Jerry "clams" Woo is that the fact he is from a hood called The Flossy, "(Floss or Flossy located Canarsie, Brooklyn, is sometimes called Floss or Flossy)". Jerry Woo additionally affiliates himself with individuals such as Quelly Woo and DFAI Woo who are as well from his section, in the end Jerry Woo so called "Silky" in fact is not a Woo Member or in other words a "Fake Woo Member".

Individual 1: Do you watch Silky? "(Jerry Woo)"

Individual 2: Yea, I heard he ah fake woo

by Jason_Bigex November 24, 2021

Jerry Smith

A human who is a disappointment to the human race. He is too caught up in his insecurities that he subconsciously begs his family for acceptance every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year of every century.

Stop Jerry Smithing me.

by Edames April 25, 2017

Jerry Sanduskeet

The act of pulling out of a humans orifice, namely a young boy and "skeeting" on them hootin' & hollering & yelling "SCORE"! With a slap in his skeet and an "A-ta-BOY! You took it like a champ!"

"That monster Jerry Sandusky ruined a lot of young boys and men's lives with his twisted and perverted Sanduskeeting"

"Wa-wa-zat?"

"You know, pulling the Jerry Sanduskeet on those kids"

"He sure did"

"well I think he's due for a position change"

"Whats that?"

"Receiver..."

"Good!"

"He will receive the Jerry Sanduskeet from his entire cell block AND guards too!!"

by vivic December 17, 2011

Jerry's equation

Jerry's equation is based upon the concept of a type 2 error in statistical analysis. A type 2 error is thinking that a relationship is not failing when it really is. This is also known as a false negative or negative error.

He drove all the way to Charlotte to just have her tell him she was cleaning the house and he is still with her. Homeboy better wake up to Jerry's equation.

by Liberation Theology December 10, 2019