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jamaican dry dock 

The act of intercourse with breasts but with a 3rd party holding the breasts
When I was t-banging Sally, Brenda gave a help a squeezed Sally's boobs and my Jamaican dry dock blew up.
jamaican dry dock by kirbside August 22, 2014

Jamaican with a knife 

Someone who is a backstabbing snake. They tend to do the betrayal slowly to make sure the pain is torturous much like the Jamaican machete that is used for torture in Jamaican gangs in Kingston.
Jon slept with Charles's wife, he is a Jamaican with a knife.

Jamaican donut 

That girl must have an amazing Jamaican donut!
Jamaican donut by Hotgirl March 10, 2016

Jamaican Parents 

A group of psychopathic people from the island nation of Jamaica that tend to display bipolar behavior. They can be extremely harsh towards their kids, due to slightly misplaced morals adopted from their tough island background.
Jamaican Parents believe that financial support is synonymous with parenting.

jamaican banana 

When you a pounding a guy from behind and then right before you come you pull out and he sucks it dirty A2M style!!
I was pounding James from behind and right before I came, he pulled away and gave me a Jamaican banana

Jamaican Bobsled 

When a woman has missing bowels, and your erect pulsating cock breaks the kidney lining causing complete organ failure and loss of cognitive function. There is a strong history of Jamaican originating Australia, despite the name. It was popularised in the 19th century in the industrial revolution.
"At a morgue"
Doctor "Sever scar tissue among the kidney lining"
Investigator "cause of death?"
Doctor "Jamaican bobsled"