improve your experience

Every tech company ever’s favourite excuse to fuck things up when they work perfectly, for the sole purpose of keeping somebody busy.

Update 1.1.69 enables ad tracking and reduces performance to improve your experience.

by ventisette December 21, 2017

impressiver

When something is more impressive that something else

The boy was impressiver at netball than the girl

by NPDsikhness August 10, 2018

Imprecisesy

Adj. : To be horny but unsure

Morgan had never gone past first base... she was imprecisesy as her boyfriend moved his hands lower and lower to her shorts.

by Cookies-in-your-mouth October 8, 2018

improverb

A mangled proverb.

"We really need to get this done quick. As they say, 'A stitch in time heals all wounds.' "

"Is that a proverb...?"

"Mmmm. Maybe not. It might be an improverb..."

by bill cauliflower February 14, 2019

Impro...ve

A professional at improv

Impro...ve: A professional at improv.
Me: I am an impro...
Friend: what's an imp-
Me: ..ve

by Sparkster000 February 20, 2019

Improved Eightfold

improved tenfold two steps forward, one back

The football team have improved eightfold under the new coach. They’ve won all the games but there not quite the finished article.

Since meeting Becs, Toms life ‘improved eightfold’ He seems happier, but his outgoings on phone repairs are through the roof.

by Boujeeaf March 3, 2019

Impressionize

To portray someone else, particularly within the facial region. Impressionizing is an incredibly difficult skill to learn, hence why only few people within the world are able to do so successfully.

I heard you could earn around 999,999$ if you impressionize a popular actor.

by Why are all usernames taken? May 7, 2019