The Hump 

Being in a bad mood for whatever reason, and projecting the attitude on all others around you. The Hump generally is associated with a Camel and for people possessing and projecting the attitudes of the Camel.

Peter has just been snapping at everyone this morning. It's not like him. What's he got the hump about?

The Hump by zaviae September 18, 2012

Trump The Hump 

Donald Trump

What type of animal does Trump The Hump have on his brainless head?

Trump The Hump by 6996 Lover May 29, 2016

Cunted hump 

A fool, an idiot or a wasted space. A term to describe someone, usually a woman, that has done something that has exceeded all expectations of stupidity.

Woman: "While backing your new car out of the garage I accidently wiped off the side mirror"

Man: "You great cunted hump!!"

Cunted hump by Mickyboy January 29, 2007

Pump and Hump 

When a woman's breast milk is used as a sexual lubricant.

"My wife is still breastfeeding, so I asked if she was down for a pump and hump."

Pump and Hump by Fappus the Bold April 10, 2009

over the hump 

This idiom has several meanings:

1. over the most difficult part of something; past a midpoint of something, but not in relation to a particular age.

2. intoxicated on a drug(s).

3. an album by the band called the Kelly Family in 2004.

Things will be easy from now on. When you get over the hump, life is so much better.

Make me over the hump.

Benny is over the hump now. He is way stoned. This stuff makes you sick at first. Then suddenly you are over the hump and floating.

over the hump by Krumpsley February 5, 2012

stealth hump

The act of sneaking behind a corner and lying in wait for one's wife or girlfriend to turn her back and let her guard down, whereupon the subject springs out from behind cover, immediately places himself behind the female, and pounds her ass viciously.

This is best executed while both parties are fully clothed, so as to illustrate that the erstwhile-performed stealth hump is not a attempt at sexual gratification, but rather an act of degradation, humiliation, and objectification.

Paula had her back turned while brushing her teeth, so I jumped out from behind the shower curtain and stealth humped her until she choked on a mouthful of toothpaste.

stealth hump by senorguitarra September 26, 2011

mercy hump 

pity sex

Because she felt bad for him, Maya gave George mercy hump.

mercy hump by CurveBoy8310 July 18, 2009