Hoes

Nasty ass bitches that would do anything to get some skeet drippings in their mouth.

Hoes: I wnna lick your lollipop.
Man: Excuse me
Hoes: What is that a problem. I want some JUICE...
Man: EWWWWWWWWWWwwww

by PRINCE SADE June 18, 2009

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Hades Handshake

Sexual act wherein one lover squeezes the base of their partner's penis until the organ is a swollen bluish purple. The pleasure received from the act is not physical, but a mutual feeling of trust and harmony between partners.

This act was named after the Greek God of the Underworld, Hades, because of the corpse-like appearance of the penis during the procedure.

(hay-deez hand-shayk)

Oh Dolores, Jonathan and I bonded over a Hades Handshake last night. You and Verner should definitely try it. It saved my marriage.

by Hades Helpers August 10, 2012

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goofy hoes

Fine-ass, stupid women that just want another woman man

Marie has always been hanging around goofy hoes.

by Itswoody April 3, 2017

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bros before hoes

true, but remember its not bros before your girl.

gf: hey come over later
bf: im hanging out with the boys. bros before hoes babe.
gf: *blocked*

by rubbertights March 10, 2021

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bros before hoes

a term you use when one of your friends is completely pussy whipped and you want him to realize that his friends are more important than some girl because they come and go

Dude, why are you always hanging out with your girl? All the guys are skating and chillin'. Bros before hoes, dude.

by Artie E. January 1, 2009

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