Commit Heather Chandler

To kill someone and disguise it as suicide, like Veronica and J. D. did in the movie Heathers.

"That girl is so annoying, I'm going to Commit Heather Chandler."

by Anabelle Manson May 25, 2018

Heather

The name Heather refers to a song by Conan Gray. In the song, the person he has a crush on doesn’t like him back because they like Heather. He says that he wishes he were Heather because everybody always seems to like her. When someone says that you’re Heather, they mean that everybody can’t help but like you.

She’s the Heather of her school
I wish I was a Heather

by Ms537 August 14, 2020

Healthcare.gov

Verb: to fail miserably at the only job you have, to be a complete waste of time and money

In philosophy class this week Netflix healthcare.goved when an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" wouldn't load.

by ThatGuyFromPhilosophy November 19, 2013

heather

someone who is prettier than you . More talented , Amazing and every guy would get down on their knees for her.

"she's a heather"
"she's the school's heather"
"My Sister is a HEATHER and im a rat."

by itsthenotbeingaheatherforme August 20, 2020

Helth

A word referring to bad or obvious decisions related to one's health.

ABC: Always Be Careful not to step on rattlesnakes. Helth.

by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020

headtheball

Crazy person given to bouts of extreme violence. Has its roots in unregulated games of soccer, where the mildly insane would stick their head, in places where their feet shouldn't be put. psychonutcase

Watch yourself with him he's a complete headtheball, and could snap at any second.

by Gavo February 14, 2005

Heather Mills

a gold digger who married Sir Paul McCartney in 2002. She tried smear his reputation by saying that he abused her. Now wait a minute. Paul is a Beatle, that means that he can't go to the restroom without the press knowing about it. He was married to Linda for nearly 30 years. It was rare for a celebrity marriage, it truly lasted until death do they part. If he was a mean and abusive person, wouldn't we know about that long before now? Heather is just making up shit to gain sympathy and get more moolah. When she gets her settlement all Paul has to do is write another album and go on one of his marathon world tours and that will recoup his losses, then he can forget all about her.

Heather Mills married Paul for his money, now she wants to take it and run, as well get her famous 15 minutes.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 12, 2007