account hacked? 

A sarcastic comment used on social media to express surprise or confusion towards a post. Such a post tends to be out-of-character, random, meaningless or simply strange.

__________________________________________________________
\Bob: Loving Psy's new song Daddy. Didn't know why I hated K-Pop so\
\much. Why ain't everyone listening to this shit? \
\__________________________________________________________\
----Comments----
Kris: Maecenas dictum facilisis turpis quis sagittis.
Macbeth: Vitae imperdiet orci magna nec enim.
Jay: Account hacked?
Jasper: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit!!!

account hacked? by CH3791 April 23, 2016

Hacked by Chinese 

A phrase popularized after the wordCode Red/word worm appeared with this text in it. Basically nonsense. Code Red originated from China. Often used as an expression, much like wordpwned by n00bshop/word, except with less emphasis on the winner being neophyte-esque.

You lose. Hacked by Chinese!

Hacked by Chinese by Trafton September 12, 2003

Hinked 

To be high on marijuana and drunk at the same time.

damn, im fuckin hinked

Hinked by Triple Se7en January 7, 2006

Hawked 

The term used when you know for a fact that someone has stolen some of your food, but you don't know who it is. Even if you do know who it is, you couldn't blame them because they've stolen it so well that they could just deny it.

A slice of cheese, some wafer thin ham, a few cocktail sausages. All items that can be easily hawked if you know what you are doing.

Who's hawked my bread?
Someone's been in my freezer shelf and hawked a mars ice-cream.
There's been some serious hawking going on recently.

Hawked by Bashwipe Co. March 14, 2017

brown handed 

When someone spills brown sugar all over the floor, in an attempt to open the bag and eat it raw. He/she tries to clean it up, but unfortunately accomplishes as much as U.S. did in Nam and quits. After sleeping it off, the criminal tries to lie about it the next day, despite how obvious it is that he/she did it.

Kal was caught brown handed.
Cal was caught brown handed.
You're jewish.
Good job asswipe.

brown handed by Bernard Taylor November 18, 2004

two handed trout fisher 

a type of male masturbation or hang job in which two hands are used. One hand massages the testicals in a circular motion while the other jacks the shaft, thus resembling a fisherman reeling in a fine specimen, a.e. a trout

"Dude Carol gives the best two handed trout fisher i've ever had! It was like sex!"

two handed trout fisher by fuck_buddy5 December 2, 2009

Two Handed Bandit 

A girl who gives a hand job with each hand simultaneously, in the center of a couch or in the back seat of a car with a man on either side is the common place for this activity.

Two guys one girl in the backseat of a taxi the Two handed Bandit in the center to pay her fee.

Two Handed Bandit by SPCtacular April 5, 2010