burn the garf

To “burn the garf” is to mess up badly. A big screw up.

Person 1: “I can’t believe you forgot to bring your passport on the trip!”
Person 2: “Yeah I really burned the garf on that one!
Person 1: yeah well don’t burn the garf again!

by professional garfer January 25, 2022

glarf

glarf is a word inspired the sound of a cock in one's throat, but it can be used in everyday language without using more obvious expletives...

what the glarf?
this is glarfic.
frikken glarfity.
glarfing whores.

by glarf mcgee June 15, 2010

Garfield

One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.

Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

garf

an exciting verb meaning to defecate, poop, crap, or evacuate the bowels. it is commonly used in informal situations, such as hangin with the bros. scientifically, it is the proper use of one's garfer.

Alex: Where can I take a dump around here?

Matthew: I garfed back at the cabin. You should take one of the golf-carts there before you ruin that nice swimsuit.

by MattD99999 September 27, 2011

Garfield

A woman's full lower package

Ey Christian did you see Selena's garfield at monte carlo?

by TheBoss313 June 20, 2011

GARF

Psychotherapy acronym for "Global Assessment of Relational Functioning". This is a score that is given during assessment of an individual in a psychotherapeutic setting that signifies a person's ability to relate to others around them.

"Based on your GARF score, you would do best to avoid social situations altogether."

by sebes May 13, 2013

The Garfield

When you are eating lasagna and get an orgasm.

Holy shit I just did The Garfield!

by WelliStealLemons December 3, 2019