Guidoism

A sentence or phrase a Guido would say to make himself look better or to down-talk a "non Guido" type, but in the process making himself look more like a fag than he already does.

Guidoism-

Guido: Yo bitch my name is Dan "The Man" get it right.

Normal Person: HAHA your a fag.

Guido: Yo! Hop off, not my fault i get more pussy than you. *Kisses his own muscles* haha im so amazing.

Normal Person: *Shoots self in the face*

by anti-guido March 18, 2009

guido sammich

Simultameous drilling by two Italian men.

When you get to the final level of the new Mario Bros. game, Mario & Luigi totally make a guido sammich out of the princess.

by Felicia Morgan January 12, 2008

Guamo

A word for someone who records there farts and listens to them multiple times and thinks its funny

Robby and kyle are Guamo's

by Andy and Matty February 24, 2008

Guido

Original Version- A white, obnoxious, male, that listens to disco music. This term was often used in the 70's by people who listened to rock music and thought disco was bad.
Guidos usally hung out with the "girl guidos" which were labbled "Stellas".

The Guidos and Stellas would mostly listen to music that was easy to "hustle" to, such as The Village People or Earth, Wind, Fire.
These Guidos usally wore bright bell bottum pants with bright botton up shirts and platform shoes, with greasy hair.
These guidos died with disco.

Jersey Shore Verison- An Itilan American male, that lives in the New York/New Jersey tri-state area.
This guido spends his days working out at the gym and going spray or bed tanning.
His nights usally consume of wearing tight clothes, greasing his hair up and going clubbing to score chicks, and for some reason thinks he's going to get one.
The guido does these types of activities way up into his late 30's.
This guido usally hangs out with the "girl guido" The Guidette. Who is usally an over tanned, dramtic, slut.
This trend was made famous by the tv show Jersey Shore, which is about 8 guidos and guidettes getting drunk and getting laid.

Hopfully these guidos die with the show.

Exmaple 1: "Someone needs to tell these guidos that disco is dead"

Exmaple 2: "That guy is so greasy, he could be one Jersey Shore with the other guidos"

by Booboobro April 29, 2011

Guido

Real guidos are from Westechester, the Bronx (morris park, Fordham), Yonkers, etc. Guidos like to spend their time getting swole at the gym, tanning, and driving around in their whip (usually a black or white bmw, acura, camaro, or cadillac). Clubbing is a huge part of guido culture. Guidos love house music and frolicing and fist pumping at the clubs (Pacha, Surf Club, etc.) A lot of guidos are usually in relationships with their guidette counterpart. Italian girls make the best girlfriends. Many guidos find work at gyms or at family related businesses, such as pizzerias or family restaurants, and of course, at tanning salons (Hollywood tans). Guidos can be some of the most loyal people you will ever meet, just don't double cross them or you'll have bigger prolems to worry about. The guido appearance is very distinct; usually shop at express, armani exchange, ed hardy, tapout, affliction, true religion, lacoste, burberry. Guidos always have nice designer jeans and freshly ironed button downs. Guidos usually wear nike air maxs in either all white or all black, or all white reeboks, air force 1s, puma sneakers, timberland boots. A guido might sport a velour tracksuit. Most wear figaro or mariner chains with either a cross, or an Italian horn. Grooming is very important. They go tanning, get their eyebrows waxed, wear cologne (armani code) and either have a blowout haircut, fohawk, or closely cut hair. Guidos will do anything for their family and friends.

"Look at that guido pumping iron like a champ over there."

by iTAliANStAlli0N October 22, 2011

Guito

Slang for an Itallian.

You stupid guito.

by sdd898 December 18, 2003

Guilo

Guilo (also transliterated to "gweilo" or "gwai lo"; Chinese: 鬼佬) is Cantonese slang for Westerners. In the absence of modifiers, the term generally applies only to European ethnicities and has a history of racially deprecatory use. Cantonese speakers often use the term to refer to Westerners generally, without derogatory context.

*While out with a large group of flushed, sleepy-eyed, stumbling Hong Kongers*

Geoff, the lone white guy, shouts, "GUILO CAN DRINK! GUILO'S GOT THE ENZYME! GUILO CAN HANDLE THAT ALCOHOL!"

by ariknit December 12, 2016