Failed-Irish Goodbye

When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.

Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner

by jezzicarae April 2, 2010

Failiens

Fapping Aliens that spread the knowledge of hentai and brag about it.

Failiens Hide that they worship the secret land of hentai.

by Lord Mingleberry September 23, 2018

frilies

The little pieces of your pants that stick out where there is a rip or tear.

dude 1:dude burn off all ur frilies on your pants they look stupid.

dude 2: f u dude i like my frilies

by punk rock d January 6, 2009

Failevator

1. An elevator that fails, either by incorrect markings and symbols, or by being to damn slow.

We took a long ass ride in the failevator.

by thisbemypseudonym March 14, 2009

Failfecta

When you initially fail at something and in response, attempt to fix the problem, leading to not one, but two other major screw ups.

My god, I can't believe that after we found out about Senator Smith's affair, his office tried to change the subject by saying that he's done the right thing by taking care of the kid they had out of wedlock! Oh! and then we find out that he's been paying for them out of his campaign contributions. What a FAILFECTA

by Delgado1 July 14, 2009

Failperm

Variation of facepalm - only to be used for the greatest of failures. The collaboration of fail and perm provides a powerful implication of failing royally.

John: Want to listen to my new Nickelback album?

Mike: Failperm.

by master bateman October 26, 2009

Failication

An application/program that is useless or has failed to do what it was meant to.

That iPhone application was a total failication.

by Kendjin November 9, 2009